"Arshavin signs for Arsenal!"

In response to Eric's comment, yes we Gunners are so happy and proud that Andrey Arshavin has signed for Arsenal! At last, we signed somebody!! And yup, he's definitely got that "Gunners's Look" (unlike Silvestre who will forever be remembered as Devils).

Ok, we're not playing well at the moment. In fact, this is probably the worst team we've seen: Adebayor can't seem to hit the target, Bendtner, Denilson, Diaby, Song, Gallas, Clichy, Eboue, all of them are just average (bordering on crap) players. We can't score, we can't defend.

Godfather (Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger) tells us that we are a young team, we lack a bit of experience, but we're improving. Oookay... we put our faith in him! Eh, how convenient, Arsenal, Arsene and now, Arshavin... 3Ar--... Arrr!! Good sign.... now score some goals, dammit!!